Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Do you get turned on by sweaty girls?

I once saw in Discovery Channel, where studies are done on criminals.
They have this device that measures your state of stimulation, by having a device that detects the rate of the penis' erection.
Of course this device serves the male criminals only.

In various tests done, there are criminals who actually gets TURNED ON by visualizing killing, slaughtering, torturing, cannibalism and other sadistic stuffs in a made up situation.

Criminal X : MUAHAHA I'M GONNA TIE YOU UP AND CUT YOUR FINGERS OFF TO BE SERVED ON MY SUSHI.

Victim X : Nooo, no, noooo. (Of course no, yes meh?)

Criminal X : *CHOPS THE FINGERS. VICTIM SCREAMSSS.
*Criminal X steams. (erect)

ew.

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Probably it is due to some sort of genetic disorder or these people might had a rather gloomy childhood days.

So today, I was doing my browsing-through-Nuffnang-profile-routine, and in this particular section, you are able to see what are the keywords searched by readers, to find what they want specifically.


I usually have people searching for "mengleong" or "mengleong blog", but today was really queer.


Somebody actually searched on "sweaty smkdj girl" and "sweaty smkdj girl image"!

I wonder which freak could possibly search such a thing in my blog:\? Go surf sweaty girl porn(is there even such a thing), not my blog please :\.

SMKDJ girls, ever noticed any dude checking-you-out/stalking you when you sweat?
Be careful :\

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Presenting you, a random sweet looking Malay girl.

Hey guys,
meet my sweet looking friend on the right.
Look at that sugar coated smilee, apple pink cheeks, poshy eye lashes.
So pretty right? I'm sure some of you are already thinking of asking me for her number.
Any guesses who this sweet looking Malay girl is?















It's Neal.
Having his moments with Justin.
To those who don't know Neal, he is a MALE.
Also, the founder of the infamous ButtSecks.

To those sick bastards who initially wanted HIS number, go dip your head in a bucket of ice cold water :\.

Way to go Neal, you sure know your way with the men :).

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Football Facts, celebrated Birthday boys & Get Smart.

To all football lovers, footballer lovers, or whom that may be interested,
In this case, it's football(soccer), not the American football.

In the midst of Euro 2008 and since the football fever is still on, I wish to share with you several facts regarding football that I came across from substantial sources.

1. Playing football can make you shorter, temporarily in most cases.

Sometimes, I do feel I can grow a little taller than I actually am currently. This is mainly football is a high impact sport, that causes compression in our bones like our knee, spine, and others. The role of hydration should not be overlooked and may contribute to the release of fluid from the our body via osmosis, which can also contribute to height loss. Try measuring your height before a competitive football match and after the match. You might find out you lost a centimeter :(.

2. Football burns more fats than jogging.
Of course jogging is an excellent method for losing those flabs, but vigorous football proved to be more effective! According to a research, 2-3 weekly rounds of soccer practise, of the duration of approximately 1 hour, released massive health and training benefits. Their percentage of fat went down, the total mass of muscle went up, their blood pressure fell and their fitness ratings improved significantly. The sports scientist believes that it is the shifts between walking, running and sprinting that causes the soccer players to experience better health improvements. When you compare both jogging and playing football, football is definitely easier and much more fun as players are able to display their respective dexterity and skills in various ways.

Dude, how bout a round of football?
Wei Kit, opt for football instead of jogging and you will be as thin as a stick in no time :b.

3. Soccer is called football in practically every country except America.
I'm from Malaysia so I shall stick to calling it football then :).

4. Football players are sportsmen most at risk of injury.
A study into injuries of people with long term sport involvement found significantly more football players (63.3%) sustained sports injuries than others and swimmers had relatively few injuries (28.1%). The injury related to football are usually involving lower-limbs.

This is my foot injury from futsal that caused immobility for several days, severe pain and the inability to play any sports for 2 months.

5. Knee injuries are more prone among the female footballers than the male.
Research has shown that as female athletes mature physically, growth in height and muscular changes cause them to have less control of their knee joints. This is why women tend to change direction and land from jumping with their knees straight and inward predisposing them to ligament and cartilage tears. One way to combat this problem is to strengthen the core muscles; back, abdominal, and hip, and to teach them proper jumping technique.
Ladies, probably sticking to sending your kids to football training and tuition would be a better choice than playing football.
I'm might have feminist plotting to kill me tomorrow.

But these group of ladies from Brazil sure do have what it takes to put some male amateur football teams to shame.

6. Football teams from higher altitudes have significant advantage over teams from lowland teams.
At higher altitude, the air is thinner and the atmospheric pressure is less. At altitude, lack of oxygen (hypoxia), cold and dehydration can lead to breathlessness, headaches, nausea, dizziness and fatigue, and possibly altitude sickness. Activities such as football can make symptoms worse, preventing players from performing at full capacity. In contrast, lowland teams are unable to acclimatise to high altitude, reducing physiological performance.
Do you know that the Federation of International Football Associations (FIFA), banned international matches from being played at more than 2500 m above sea level?

Speaking of high altitudes, I wanna hike up the Mount Kinabalu! Anyone interested and has contacts of tour guides?

8. Heading a ball could damage your neck and also lower you IQ.

Football players had less flexible necks than non-football players. They also had more damage to the cervical discs and more compression of the spinal cord. The correct heading technique would be essential to prevent such injury.
NO WONDER I'M SO DUMB LA, I always head the ball ;(.

9. Every dude who loves football needs a girlfriend. (you're smart enough to notice I made this up right?)
I love football. I need a girlfriend. I'm desperate.
Bye bye thanks for reading.

Enough of talking, let's go kick balls!!


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Late June Babies! They are great guys, great friends who are definitely worth featuring in my blog :).

21st June.
Meet Jesse Liew Wern Cai.
Jesse fetch me around with your new coming Swift :).

22nd June.
Meet Bobo Koh Weng Fai.
Who doesn't miss Weng Fai's whining?haha.
Come back soon, you've got many Lok Lok(Steamboat) trucks waiting for you.

28th June.
Meet ..., wait you already know him right? Kenneth Ooi Thian Hong.
Hongster, get you ass back in Malaysia as soon as possible and don't forget some pictures of ... , hehe.

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LOL DO YOU GUYS KNOW SMKDJ'S HALL CURTAIN/BACKDROP GOT BURNED?
Why is the school getting cooler only after my batch left :(.

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Get Smart was hilarious!
If you wish to get a good laugh even on a dull day, watching this movie would definitely be good :). Though the plot is kinda whacky at certain parts, haha.
I watched it with Wei Guan :).

Even the cast of the movie gets you excited.
  • Steve Carell from 40 year old Virgin, he suits the role so well hahaha.
  • Anne Hathaway from Devil Wears Prada, she's sizzling hot. Ice please.
  • Dwayne Johnson, The Rock! Too bad he didn't play a big role though.
  • Terry Crews, the big black dude from White Chicks? hahaha.
  • Masi Oka, who plays Hiro Nakamura in Heroes. There's one scene of him that cracks me up la hahaha.
  • Ken Davitian, who plays Azimat in Borat? Hahaha poor dude gets humped this time instead of suffocating Sacha Baron Cohen in his crotch.
  • Dalip Singh, The Great Khali from WWE!
  • James Caan from Las Vegas!
& the list goes on.

This movie is highly recommended by me :).

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Roaring My Way to Nuffnang Wild ‘Live’ Blogging

Out of the blue, I decided to blog about the wilds and roar my way to Nuffnang Wild 'Live' Blogging event at Modesto. I guess I'm gonna write a post on the significance of the lion to me, in order to "roar" my way through.

The king of the animal kingdom.
Animals sure do provide inspiration and most of the time, it is rather symbolic.
The lion sure do remind us of bravery, strength, dominance and "playboy-ish" too. Do you how many mistresses a male lion has? :\ ROAR.

I reckoned I am associated with this creature in several ways.

See the lion as the symbol of the LEO club? During my secondary school days, I was a proud member of the LEO club and I was given the priviledge to serve as the Vice President of the club. I clearly remember how we work our way through to gain what LEO stands for, Leadership, Experience and Opportunity. I prefer to refer LEO as, Let's Enjoy Ourselves. & we do like LOUD ROARS for role calls and etc to get all spirited up. I'm having thoughts of joining the LIONS club in the future :).

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The lion was also a logo for my Yellow house, the house which I lead with all my effort and sweat towards glory for my school's annual Sport's Day.

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Which poor child doesn't watch Lion King? It used to be my favourite movie when I was much younger.

--- This logo of the lion is the Netherland Football team's logo. It is currently my favourite nation for Euro 2008. Saw how the Netherlands thrashed the 2 finalist of World Cup 2006, Italy and France? You can bet on the Oranje all the way! :)

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You know, I'm a Chinese and at some temples, you can find two huge statue of such lion, acting as the guardian of the temple and prohibiting any evil disturbance.

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In our Chinese culture as well, lion dance performance is considered something auspicious, at various occasions such as opening ceremony of a company, Chinese New Year celebration, etc. I recalled when I was a little boy I used to force my way through tiny gaps such to touch the lion costume.

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The lion is also the symbol of the Barclays English Premier, claimed by many as the best league in the world. This is where my favourite team, Manchester United compete with 19 other top clubs in England for supremacy. Definitely, Manchester United is the most supreme of them all.
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Did I not tell you my favourite Diva is 'Lion'a Lewis?
This Diva is beautiful in appearance, with a beautiful voice to match.
No wonder she got Simon Cowell enchanted with ease.

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Well that's about it.
Nuffnang, I've done my blogging, now do your picking :).

Meng 'Lion'g, signing out.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Oh.My.GOD.

Saturday May 31, 2008

UTAR student crowned Miss Malaysia Universe

By YIP YOKE TENG

KUALA LUMPUR: Universiti Tunku Abdul Rahman student Levy Li Su Lin was crowned Miss Malaysia Universe 2008, beating 13 other contenders.

The 20-year-old representing Terengganu, who is also a part-time model, is heading to Nha Thrang, Vietnam for the Miss Universe 2008 Pageant in mid-June.

The crowd favourite also clinched five of the 16 subsidiary titles at the beauty pageant held at The Gardens Hotel, Mid Valley yesterday.

Her interpretation of the pageant's theme “Real women behind the beauty” won her rapturous applause.

Winning smiles: Miss Malaysia Universe 2008 Li (centre), flanked by first runner-up Thor (left) and second runner-up Chan, posing for photographers in Kuala Lumpur Friday.

“Beauty must come in a whole package and it is just as its letters suggest – B, brain; E, elegance, A, attitude, U, unique, T, tall that means standing tall and be confident, and Y, yourself,” she said.
Jean Thor Jean Nee, 23, from Federal Territory, and Valerie Chan Hsueh Yi, 23, from Sarawak, won the first and second runner-up titles, respectively.
Extracted totally from thestar.com.my.
See the original one here.
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Believe me, UTAR is like a factory of beauty queens.
(Haha not really :P)

Guys : It's NEVER short of eye candies here. What you waiting for? Get your application forms, you perverts!

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Hahahaa Cyanide and Happiness is freaking amazing la.
Filled your bored moments with more Cyanide and Happiness.

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Sunrise.
3 different days, 3 different shots.
Same location, same direction.

Now you know where to catch sunrise?haha.

I'm inanimated, so what?

I need something to look forward to.